• 1. You Will Never Log Off 1:18
• 2. Iggy Pop Has Got No Top 1:42
• 3. Tim Peake, If You Love Space So Much Why Don't You Marry It? 1:41
• 4. Landlines (What the Fuck Are They?) 1:40
• 5. #DontDrinkBleach 1:00
• 6. A Dog Barking at Another Dog 1:52
• 7. We Are All a Lorraine Kelly 1:22
• 8. I Forced My Dad to Dig His Own Grave, but He Found Treasure 2:26
• 9. Orgy Crisps 1:41
• 10. Humans Are Not Worth Saving (Merry Christmas) 2:32
• 11. Let Go of Your Dreams, They're Holding You Back from Being the Best at Admin 2:33
• 12. Puppet Show 0:54
• 13. These Things Will Pass 2:02
• 14. Shutterstock N Roll (Please Don't Sue Me Tonight) 2:16
• 15. Jason Statham, Et Al 3:37

Tracklisting from Last.fm