• 1. 911 Call: "Help I've Overdosed on Philosophy!" 1:25
• 2. Self Help Specialist Ends Own Life 1:55
• 3. I Am a Trans-Continental Railroad, Please Run a Train on Me 1:08
• 4. Stop Calling Us Screamo 1:14
• 5. You Don't Understand the Liquor Is Calling the Shots Now Randy BoBandy 1:04
• 6. You Can't Get Goose Justice in Fox Court, Just Spit on the Judge 0:00
• 7. Atrocities From a Story Book Perspective 0:00
• 8. An Introduction for People Who Hate Introductions 0:00
• 9. Jimmy Buffett Doesn't Even Surf 0:00
• 10. Soap Opera Stardom is a Single is A Single Tear Drop Away 0:00
• 11. Pep Talk From a Nihilist 0:00
• 12. Fashion Statements of the Socially Aware 0:00
• 13. Absolutely Absolute Absolution 0:00

Tracklisting from Last.fm