• 1. Hotel California 2:40
• 2. Love Sandwich 2:39
• 3. High School 2:37
• 4. Bridge Under Troubled Water 2:23
• 5. The Sportsman Bar 3:24
• 6. I've Got A Boner For X-Mas 1:39
• 7. Fight For Your Right To Masturbate 2:29
• 8. I Want To Take You Out For Ice Cream 0:46
• 9. Nikki Webster 2:46
• 10. Here Comes Santa Claus 1:56
• Video. The Sportsman Bar 3:59

Tracklisting from Discogs