• 1. Introduction 0:58
• 2. Teachers Get Tired 3:46
• 3. Cetacean History 3:01
• 4. Sometimes I Wish I Were A Cat 3:33
• 5. Antarctic Stare 3:07
• 6. Chase And Sanborn (A Quale Of Friendship) 3:42
• 7. Howard Melworm 1:23
• 8. Colonial Kissing Booth 1:00
• 9. Montel 0:56
• 10. Jeff Rosenstock's "We" 3:38
• 11. Nach Dem Truthahn/Instrumental 0:45
• 12. Tiger! 4:02
• 13. Amor Fati 2:10
• 14. 1995 Store Champion 0:54
• 15. The Heralding of the Moustache King 0:20
• 16. Moustache King 3:23

Tracklisting from Last.fm