• 1. The First Time I Ever Saw Your Face (HCH Theme Instrumental, Original Version) 2:59
• 2. Private Dick On The Prowl 1:29
• 3. Whore Today, Gone Tomorrow 1:30
• 4. Voted Most Likely To Suck Seed 2:19
• 5. Sex Minutes To Death 2:28
• 6. Hollywood And Bust 2:17
• 7. Honkytonk Hooker Blues 2:52
• 8. Chainsaw Out Of Gas 0:40
• 9. Ritual In Oil And Chainsaws 3:11
• 10. Charming And Disarming (A Spanking New Instrumental Version Of The Theme, A.K.A., "The First Time I Ever Saw Your Face") 4:20
• 11. The First Time I Ever Saw Your Face (A Lovely Romantic Ballad Version Of The Theme In A "Vocal"/Verbal Version) 4:36
• 12. I Came, I Sawed, I Conquered (An Overture Of Various Delightful Thematic Material Religiously Inspired By The Score Of H.C.H.) 8:35
• 13. By Hooker By Crook (A.K.A. "Honkytonk Hooker Blues") 2:49

Tracklisting from Last.fm