• 1. Poodles and Pool Noodles 1:54
• 2. Burt Reynolds, Burnt Candles 2:12
• 3. Luftwaffe Pigeon 2:33
• 4. Albert Einstein 1:56
• 5. Crouton Cracker Jacks 1:46
• 6. Julia's Caesar Salad 1:07
• 7. Irrelevant Skeletons 2:53
• 8. Saltine Crackers 1:22
• 9. Categorical Imperative 2:10

Tracklisting from Last.fm