• 1. Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me 3:00
• 2. Bone Idol 3:16
• 3. Message From A Big Day Out Port-A-Loo 3:42
• 4. DJ Trevor 3:26
• 5. I Rooted A Girl Who Rooted A Guy Who Rooted A Girl Who Rooted A Guy Who Rooted A Girl Who Rooted Shane Crawford 4:13
• 6. The Birth Of Uncool 4:45
• 7. As Seen On Reality 5:29
• 8. The Song Of The Quarter-Time Siren (Car Battery) 2:52
• 9. Diffident Strokes 3:40
• 10. Ken Bruce Has Gone Mad 3:23
• 11. Sorted For D 'n M 2:58
• 12. Cerebral Knievel 5:15
• 13. Tonight Harry's Practice Visits The Home Of Charlie "Bird" Parker 5:43
• 14. Somebody Start A Fight Or Something 2:49
• 15. Neck It 2:57
• 16. TISM Are Shit 3:28

Tracklisting from Last.fm