• 1. Avenger 2:38
• 2. He Kissed Me (Dancy Pants Version) 1:28
• 3. Snowshoe BBQ 2:04
• 4. Scary Sloop 0:54
• 5. Mark Scott 2:11
• 6. Collateral Damage 0:10
• 7. Mind's Playin' Tricks on Me 1:47
• 8. Well Fed Fucking Sequencer 2:03
• 9. Chris and his Connor (whom I already love) 1:41
• 10. Books My dog, the Box, Brian Sokel, & Me 3:41
• 11. Head (She's Just A) 1:44
• 12. After School Special Stands for ASS 0:54
• 13. She's In The Bathroom & She's Shaking Me Till Tomorrow 4:21
• 14. Tim Allen is Not Very Funny 3:03
• 15. Jeb Bell 0:09
• 16. Where Eagles Dare 2:09
• 17. He Kissed Me (Nice & EZ) 1:29
• 18. Martha is Flanged Like a Hippo 1:27
• 19. Atom and His Package Theme Song 2:03
• 20. Twelve Years Old Forever 2:16

Tracklisting from Last.fm