• 1. Unfair (Extract) 0:55
• 2. If You're Not Famous At Fourteen, You're Finished 2:54
• 3. Five Yards 3:14
• 4. Fielding At Long-on, Pt. 1 0:43
• 5. Ten Points For A Razor Scooter 3:11
• 6. Fielding At Long-on, Pt. 2 0:42
• 7. Thou Shalt Not Britney Spear 3:19
• 8. Would The Last Person To Leave Please Turn Out The Enlightenment 2:43
• 9. The Young Vandal Extemporizes 0:42
• 10. Moby-Dick Head 0:36
• 11. Schoolies Week 3:43
• 12. The Horse, Not The Horse Shit 0:51
• 13. Geniuses Are Turds (Extract) 0:23
• 14. I Abhor This Senseless Waste Of Violence (Extract) 0:37
• 15. Come Back DJ, Your Record Is Scratched 5:06
• 16. You're A Long Way From Home, Pt. 1 1:24
• 17. Boot Party 4:09
• 18. To Whom It May Concern 3:14
• 19. Intermission 3:05
• 20. Channel Turd 2:56
• 21. Fatboy Slimdusty 3:19
• 22. You're A Long Way From Home, Pt. 2 1:13
• 23. Ex Malcom X (Extract) 0:15
• 24. Honk If You Love Fred Durst 3:35
• 25. You're A Long Way From Home, Pt. 3 1:13
• 26. X-Treme Sports Can Kiss My Arse 3:27
• 27. The Man From Popular Culture Came Round 1:40
• 28. Fourteen Years In Rowville 3:12
• 29. Yet Another Hinch Diatribe 0:58
• 30. Fielding At Long-on, Pt. 3 0:42
• 31. BFW 7:14

Tracklisting from Discogs