• 1. And Then The C.H.U.D.S Came/Mike Morowitz, The Fantasy Fuck 2:35
• 2. Hello Assholes 0:43
• 3. Boner X-Ray 1:16
• 4. Jones From Indiana 1:05
• 5. Nurse, Would You Please Prep the Patient for Sexual Doctor 1:20
• 6. Damn Those Bloodsuckers And Their Good Qualities 0:54
• 7. Fur Beach 0:38
• 8. Flattery Is A Bunch Of Fucking Bullshit/Room Full Of Hardons And Nowhere To Sit Down 1:37
• 9. I Slept With The Daughters And All I Got Was This Lousy Song Written About Me 1:11
• 10. Pants, Meet Shit 0:52
• 11. The Ghost With The Most 1:54
• 12. I Don't Give A Shit About Wood, I'm Not A Chemist/My Stereo Has Mono And So Does My Girlfriend 2:43

Tracklisting from Last.fm