• 1. Altogether Ooky 4:14
• 2. Fire Water Burn 4:51
• 3. Along Comes Mary 3:22
• 4. Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo 2:51
• 5. The Bad Touch 4:20
• 6. No Hard Feelings 3:41
• 7. A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying 5:37
• 8. Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny 3:04
• 9. The Ballad of Chasey Lain 2:21
• 10. Screwing You On The Beach At Night 3:42
• 11. Three Point One Four 3:57
• 12. I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks 3:53
• 13. Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss 4:20
• 14. I Hope You Die 3:40

Tracklisting from Last.fm