• A1. How To Become A Virgin
• A2. Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap?
• A3. Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur
• A4. Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out Of My Bed
• A5. The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like To See You In His Office
• A6. Perils Of Believing In Round Squares
• A7. Flash's Theme
• A8. Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You A Cantaloupe
• A9. Turning Your Merchandise Into A Ripped Wall Of Mini-Abs
• A10. Bring Your 6.5 Italian Carbine
• A11. Alas Here Comes The Hypochondriacs To Wait With You In The Lobby
• A12. Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia
• A13. Flight Of The Wounded Locust
• A14. Get Off The Cross, The Wood Is Needed
• A15. Wet Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case
• A16. This Is Radio Surgery
• A17. Spitting In The Faces Of Fools As A Source Of Nutrition
• A18. Sever The Toes
• A19. Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
• A20. Moth-Eaten Deer Head
• B1. Brand New Set Of Teeth
• B2. How To Build A Pessimistic Lie Detector
• B3. Nice Tranquil Thumb In Mouth
• B4. Dog Without A Collar (Run Over Red Rover)
• B5. Normal Run Of The Much (Compensation For Conversation)
• B6. Stucco Obelisks Labeled As Trees
• B7. Straight From The Horse's Mouth
• B8. An Extra Piece Of Dead Meat
• B9. Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys
• B10. Backbones Of Jack Asses
• B11. Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irraitonality
• B12. Skin Graft At Seventy-Five Miles Per Hour
• B13. High-Maintenance Libido, Bring The Whole Family
• B14. Halfway To A Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude To A Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony,,, Yea Whatever)
• B15. Kill Roger Hedgecock
• B16. Hairspray Suppository
• B17. Cattle Mutilation
• B18. Prepare To Qualify
• B19. Pain Reliever
• B20. Off By A Long Shot
• B21. #99
• B22. Head Hits Concrete
• B23. Ass Gravity
• B24. Keep Off The Tracks

Tracklisting from Discogs