• 1. The Miracle Of Sweatpants 2:55
• 2. The Parking Ticket 3:41
• 3. The Gifted Child 1:42
• 4. The Parental Defense 1:45
• 5. The Stripper 1:58
• 6. The Bugged Car 2:03
• 7. The Dumb Gay Friend 4:43
• 8. The Best Argument Against Gay Marriage 2:28
• 9. The Invisible Anus 1:12
• 10. The Power Of Jesus 2:55
• 11. The Vomit Bag 4:30
• 12. The Magic Of Cursive 1:08
• 13. The Ham Incident 3:39
• 14. The Museum Of Spam 2:22
• 15. The Weight Loss Plan 2:08
• 16. The Limits Of Dancing 0:50
• 17. The Burroughs Of Carbs 2:19
• 18. The Circus Is In Town 4:05
• 19. The Spirit Cave 3:24
• 20. The Slob Avatar 4:43
• 21. The Vestibule Of Dreams 2:49
• 22. The Best Comedy I've Ever Seen 3:43
• 23a. The Horror Of New York City 6:26
• 23b. Encore - KFC Bit 8:30

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