• 1. ¡¡NOBLE STABBINGS!! 3:20
• 2. A Floater Left With Pleasure In The Executive Washroom. 2:37
• 3. Fuzzy Pink Hand-Cuffs 2:09
• 4. The Father, The Son, And The Homosexual/Single Parent 2:04
• 5. SELLTHEHOUSESELLTHECARSELLTHEKIDSFINDSOMEONEELSEFORGETITI'MNEVERCOMINGBACKFORGETIT 2:02
• 6. folk song. 4:25
• 7. Fired-Side Chat 2:56
• 8. "I Was Born on a Pirate Ship! " (Holdyourtongue) 2:36
• 9. D4 = Putting the "F" Back in "Art". 2:12
• 10. All Rise For The Rational Anthem. 2:15
• 11. labourissuesinthetoydepartment 3:45
• 12. File under "ADULT URBAN CONTEMPORARY" 2:36
• 13. New Punk Fashions For The Spring Formal. 2:59

Tracklisting from Last.fm