• A1. Gerald Ford 1:19
• A2. Opening 0:36
• A3. Monologue 2:20
• A4. Segue
• A5. Speed 1:01
• A6. Bedtime Story 2:36
• A7. Segue
• A8. Shimmer 1:27
• A9. Gun Control 4:42
• A10. Segue
• A11. Fondue 1:29
• A12. Dueling Brandos 1:49
• A13. Anna Freud 2:15
• A14. Bees On Parade 0:44
• A15. Promo
• B1. Weekend Update 1 3:20
• B2. Spud 1:01
• B3. Weekend Update 2 1:06
• B4. Weatherman 1:54
• B5. Emily Litella 1:20
• B6. News For The Hard Of Hearing 0:42
• B7. Segue
• B8. Uvula 1:51
• B9. Jimmy Carter 1:57
• B10. Chevy's Girls 2:36
• B11. Segue
• B12. Fluckers 1:54
• B13. Word Association 2:24
• B14. Goodbyes 0:26
• B15. Closing 0:47

Tracklisting from Discogs