• 1. Dirty Dustin Hoffman Needs A Bath 3:23
• 2. Dustin Hoffman Gets A Bath 1:42
• 3. Dustin Hoffman Thinks About Eating The Soap 3:30
• 4. Dustin Hoffman Scrubs Too Hard and Loses Soap 2:09
• 5. Dustin Hoffman Does Not Resist Temptation To Eat The Bathtub 3:18
• 6. Dustin Hoffman's Wife Comes Home 2:38
• 7. Dustin Hoffman's Wife Seems Suspicious About The Absent Tub 0:58
• 8. Dustin Hoffman Feigns Ignorance Of Missing Bathtub (There Is Only One R In Ignorrance) 2:23
• 9. Dustin Hoffman's Wife Calls in Detective to Dust for Porcelain Particles on Dustin Hoffman's Tongue 2:19
• 10. Dustin Hoffman's tongue taken to police lab where it is used as toilet paper and reading material while on the toilet (naughty) 1:13
• 11. Dustin Hoffman Offers Lame Possible Explanation for Missing Bathtub (Front Cover) 2:49
• 12. Dustin Hoffman's wife makes a sarcastic remark, cuts the head off of a duck, places it where the tub was and begins to groan (growl) 1:28
• 13. Dustin Hoffman Becomes Indignant and Wets Himself 5:09
• 14. Dustin Hoffman Quits Bathroom and Climbs A Tree 2:24
• 15. Dustin Hoffman's Children Enter The Bathroom 2:47
• 16. Dustin Hoffman's Children Don't Enter The Bathroom 3:50

Tracklisting from Last.fm