• A1. Mr. Hanky The Christmas Poo 2:16
• A2. Merry Fucking Christmas 2:04
• A3. O Holy Night 1:58
• A4. Dead Dead Dead 2:14
• A5. Carol Of The Bells 0:58
• A6. The Lonely Jew On Christmas 2:47
• A7. I Saw Three Ships 1:03
• A8. It Happened In Sun Valley 2:22
• A9. O Tannenbaum 1:12
• A10. Christmas Time In Hell 2:15
• B1. What The Hell Child Is This? 4:28
• B2. Santa Claus Is On His Way 0:29
• B3. Swiss Colony Beef Log 2:16
• B4. Hark The Herald Angels Sing 0:41
• B5. Driedel, Driedel 3:21
• B6. The Most Offensive Song Ever 3:00
• B7. We Three Kings 0:52
• B8. Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas 2:30

Tracklisting from Discogs