• A1. Welcome To The Record
• A2. I'm The Best (In Bed)
• A3. Jason Vs Freddy Vs Ash
• A4. Puckward Nipples The 3rd
• A5. On The Third Day, Axl Rose
• A6. J.S. Giguere Is A Robot
• A7. Texas
• A8. Dear Dr. Phil
• A9. Can't Talk Gotta Work
• A10. Jeff Seimens Vs The Toothbrush
• A11. Unicorn Rider
• A12. (The Dr. Phil Callback)
• B1. Martin Lawrence
• B2. Born To Minigolf
• B3. Ramones T-Shirt
• B4. Female Doctor Anxiety
• B5. Evil House
• B6. Uncle Jim
• B7. Jeff Off

Tracklisting from Discogs