• 1. Old And Unprofessional 0:53
• 2. King Of Minneapolis Pts. 1 & 2 3:27
• 3. Even Winning Feels Bad 3:58
• 4. Side Projects Are Never Successful 4:13
• 5. 5 Funerals 2:53
• 6. My Response To An Article In Alternative Press 2:13
• 7. Sorry, Brooklyn, Dancing Won’t Solve Anything 4:56
• 8. It’s Official! We’re Boooorrrrrring! 2:16
• 9. From Martyrdom To Star(tyr)dom 2:23
• 10. All Alone In My Big Empty Apartment 2:19
• 11. Fuck The Fans 0:30
• 12. Grudge Report 4:13
• 13. King Of Minneapolis Pts 3 & 4 3:15
• 14. Anywhere I Lay My Head 2:05

Tracklisting from Discogs

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