• A1. The Central Scrutinizer 3:27
• A2. Joe's Garage 6:10
• A3. Catholic Girls 4:26
• A4. Crew Slut 5:51
• B1. Wet T-Shirt Nite 5:26
• B2. Toad-O Line 4:18
• B3. Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? 2:35
• B4. Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up 7:17

Tracklisting from Discogs