• 1. Recyclable Body Fluids In Human Form 0:41
• 2. Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy 1:00
• 3. Solar Panel Asses 0:26
• 4. Live From The Russian Compound 0:58
• 5. Earwax Halo Manufactured For The Champion In All Of Us 0:52
• 6. Wet Dream War Machine 1:24
• 7. Listen, The Mighty Ear Is Here 1:07
• 8. Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap? 0:54
• 9. Teenage Mustache 0:54
• 10. How to Become a Virgin 0:50
• 11. Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better 1:29
• 12. Late For A Double Date With A Pile Of Atoms In The Water Closet 0:45
• 13. File Under Soft Core Seizures 0:54
• 14. Practiced Hatred 0:34
• 15. Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants? 1:06
• 16. The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office 0:50
• 17. Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ears 0:41
• 18. Can We Please Get Another Nail in the Coffin of Culture Theft? 1:17
• 19. Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch 0:39
• 20. Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur 0:52
• 21. Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Your Clock Again 1:03
• 22. Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out Of My Bed 0:33
• 23. Pickup Truck Full Of Forty Minutes 1:21

Tracklisting from Last.fm