• 1. Jack Kevorkian Is Cool 0:40
• 2. Valujet 1:28
• 3. You've Got No Friends 1:12
• 4. You Keep A Diary 1:12
• 5. You Own A Store 0:37
• 6. You Got Date Raped 0:49
• 7. Recycling Is Gay 0:36
• 8. You're A Cop 1:50
• 9. You Can't Shut Up 0:18
• 10. You've Got Cancer 0:30
• 11. We Just Disagree 0:32
• 12. Hungry Hungry Hippos 0:18
• 13. You Are An Interior Decorator 0:51
• 14. Pottery's Gay 0:39
• 15. Rich Goyette Is Gay 0:53
• 16. Branscombe Richmond 1:35
• 17. You Live In Allston 0:53
• 18. You Are A Food Critic 0:54
• 19. Just The Two Of Us 0:27
• 20. Your Band's In The Cut-Out Bin 1:10
• 21. You're Gay 0:37
• 22. You Look Adopted 1:17
• 23. Your Cousin Is George Lynch 0:10
• 24. You Have Goals 0:22
• 25. You Drive An Iroc 0:55
• 26. You Play On A Softball Team 0:57
• 27. Because You're Old 0:45
• 28. You Sell Cologne 0:30
• 29. Being A Cobbler Is Dumb 0:27
• 30. You Live In A Houseboat 0:45
• 31. Richard Butler 1:32
• 32. 311 Sucks 0:39
• 33. Your Kid Is Deformed 0:40
• 34. You Are An Orphan 1:05
• 35. You're Old (F@#k You) 0:12
• 36. You Go To Art School 0:55
• 37. Your Best Friend Is You 0:53
• 38. You're In A Coma 1:18
• 39. Windchimes Are Gay 0:10
• 40. No, We Don't Want To Do A Split Seven Inch With Your Stupid F@#king Band 0:28
• 41. René Auberjonois 0:40
• 42. The Internet Is Gay 0:25
• 43. Ha Ha, Your Wife Left You 1:11
• 44. Hootie And The Blowfish 0:38
• 45. You Went To See Dishwalla And Everclear (You're Gay) 0:22
• 46. Locking Drop Dead In McDonalds 0:20
• 47. Technology's Gay 0:25
• 48. Your Favorite Band Is Supertramp 0:37
• 49. I'm In A.C. 0:20
• 50. You (Fill In The Blank) 0:26
• 51. Kyle From Incantation Has A Mustache 4:10
• 52. Bonus Track #3 0:09

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