• 1. If It's Brocken, It's Brocken 1:13
• 2. It Doesn't Matter Matt, I'm Never Going To Cast Boulderfall 1:14
• 3. Just Pick A Dead End and Chill Out Till You Die 1:28
• 4. Clark Can't 1:39
• 5. Symphony for the Righteous Destruction of Humanity 2:27
• 6. Dear God, This Parachute Is A Knapsack 1:40
• 7. Everything Will Kill You 3:05
• 8. Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 1:18
• 9. Dangerously 1:04
• 10. Leave My Body in Milwaukee 2:27
• 11. Dawg... You Watch Smallville? 1:16
• 12. Sorry: The Musical 2:02
• 13. Major League Bullshit 3:07

Tracklisting from Last.fm