• 1. Mike Kennedy Is a Bad Friend 1:14
• 2. Solo & Chewy: Holdin' it Down 3:14
• 3. Won't Be Pathetic Forever 2:59
• 4. You're Not Salinger. Get Over It. 3:42
• 5. An Elegy for Baby Blue 2:25
• 6. Don't Open the Fridge! 2:57
• 7. Christmas at 22 2:36
• 8. Leavenhouse. 11:30. 2:11
• 9. My Geraldine Lies Over the Delaware 2:29
• 10. I Ain't Saying He a Gold Digga (Sike!) 3:23
• 11. Let's Moshercise!!! 2:32
• 12. Through Two Hearts 5:06
• 13. Cheap Shots, Youth Anthems - Originally by Kid Dynamite 2:00
• 14. Zip Lock - Originally by Lit 3:21
• 15. Hey Julie - Originally by Fountains of Wayne 2:44
• 16. Buzz Aldrin: The Poster Boy for Second Place 2:52
• 17. Cowboy Killers 2:38
• 18. I Fell in Love with a Ninja Master 3:15

Tracklisting from Last.fm