• A1. How To Become A Virgin
• A2. The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like To See You In His Office
• A3. Kill Roger Hedgecock
• A4. Straight From The Horse's Mouth
• A5. Moth-Eaten Deer Head
• A6. Priest With The Sexually-Transmitted Diseases, Get Out Of My Bed
• A7. Cattle Mutilation
• A8. Perils Of Believing In Round Squares
• B9. Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur
• B10. Stucco Obelisks Labeled As Trees
• B11. Skin Graft At Seventy-Five Miles An Hour
• B12. Get Off The Cross, The Wood Is Needed
• B13. Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap?
• B14. Wet Nurse Syndrome (Hand Me Down Display Case)
• B15. Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You A Cantaloupe
• B16. Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys

Tracklisting from Discogs