• 1. The Rhythm Thief 5:18
• 2. How Do I Get to Carnegie Hall? 4:00
• 3. What Are All These Bands So Angry About? 3:32
• 4. I Married Myself 4:59
• 5. Ride 'Em Cowboy 4:20
• 6. My Baby's Taking Me Home 4:42
• 7. Your Call's Very Important to Us. Please Hold. 4:11
• 8. Ugly Guys with Beautiful Girls 7:07
• 9. Suburban Homeboy 2:58

Tracklisting from Last.fm