• 1. Zodiak 0:48
• 2. Snowcone Ribplate 0:27
• 3. Cool Guy 0:33
• 4. Dwarf Goober Militia 0:18
• 5. Let's Fucking Go!!!! 1:26
• 6. The Complete and Utter Eradication of All Generic Pop-Punk (extended version) 0:28
• 7. Sword of the Lord 0:42
• 8. A Legend in Your Own Mind 0:34
• 9. Street Jam to the Second Power 1:07
• 10. Hort 0:16
• 11. Black 'n' Dekker Crusty Wrecker 0:17
• 12. Bobby Dee in the Hour of Chaos 1:05
• 13. Gary Monardo's Record Vault Shirt 1:03
• 14. Not Even Phased 0:32
• 15. Campaign for Emo Destruction 0:42
• 16. Hardcore Before Mark McCoy Was Emo Semen 0:46
• 17. Sluta 0:28
• 18. Heynerdshovetheinternetupyourgapinganalcavity@dork.com 0:33
• 19. Hoarder 0:45
• 20. Now 50% More Pants-Shitting 1:25
• 21. Let the Beatings Commence 0:43
• 22. Chris Pooped at the Skatepark 1:08
• 23. Jeb for Ruler of the (Formerly) Free World 1:16
• 24. Staayyyle 0:26
• 25. Crush Kill Destroy 1:26

Tracklisting from Last.fm