• A1. Fur Beach 0:38
• A2. Jones From Indiana 1:05
• A3. I Slept With the Daughters and All I Got Was This Lousy Song Written About Me 1:11
• A4. ...and Then the C.H.U.D.S Came 1:24
• A5. Mike Morowitz, the Fantasy Fuck 0:34
• A6. Nurse, Would You Please Prep the Patient for the Sexual Doctor 1:19
• A7. I Don't Give a Shit About Wood, I'm Not a Chemist 1:18
• A8. Pants, Meet Shit 0:52
• A9. Damn Those Bloodsuckers and Their Good Qualities 0:54
• A10. The Ghost With the Most 1:53

Tracklisting from Discogs