• 1. Sexually Transmitted Text Message 3:25
• 2. Cottage Cheese Facelift 2:27
• 3. Wearing Your Wife's Dressing Gown 1:48
• 4. Mermaid In Manhole 1:10
• 5. Fanny Fish Bag 1:46
• 6. If I Had Arms I'd Kill Myself 2:40
• 7. (Charlton Heston) A Man Of The Image 3:27
• 8. The Towering Wall 2:07
• 9. Where's Your Sister Tonight? 2:02
• 10. Your Dad's Cumming 7:01

Tracklisting from Last.fm