• 1. Fear Factor 3:04
• 2. Pot, Jet Packs, And Peace In The Middle East (And Drunk People Yelling Shit On My CD) 3:42
• 3. 72 Virgins 3:01
• 4. Suicide Bombings, Sad Penis, And Big Party Girl 3:32
• 5. Jack Off First, Safe Zone 5:14
• 6. Bisexual Dudes Givin Advice 3:19
• 7. Gay is Funny, Brokeback Mountain 3:02
• 8. Osama Is Right Out of a Comic Book and the Terrorist Cell Phone Network 2:36
• 9. Boycotting and People Who Like Animals More Than People, March of the Penguins 6:32
• 10. Weird Spots in the Middle 1:07
• 11. Big Dick Pills 4:41
• 12. Pussy Whipped, Best Friends 5:02
• 13. Dumb People Out-Breeding Smart People Explains The Pyramids 9:47
• 14. I Was Raised Catholic, In Search Of Noahs Ark 5:10
• 15. We're On A Rock Flying Through Space 2:21
• 16. Wesley Snipes, The UFC, and Jim Brown 2:21
• 17. Fear Factor Is Cancelled, Telemundo, and Mike Goldberg 1:42
• 18. Eddie Bravo, Show Me Your Pussy, And Text Messaging 0:48
• 19. Lady And Her Son, Ex-Boyfriends Are Hungry Wolves 4:12

Tracklisting from Last.fm