• A1. Ham Porter 2:05
• A2. Buy a Pound, Smoke a Pound 2:49
• A3. Delgrengo's 2:44
• A4. Ray Romano Re-Runs 2:59
• A5. Mr. Pavo's Jackhammer Tricks 2:55
• A6. Dope Anchor 3:33
• B1. King Tut's Burial Mask Has Been "Irreversibly Damaged" 3:21
• B2. I'm Hot Stuff 2:59
• B3. I'm Gonna Shoot (cr-Emo) 5:41
• B4. Why Not Piss Outside? 4:37

Tracklisting from Discogs