• A1. Semi-Fraudulent / Direct-From-Hollywood Overture 1:59
• A2. Mystery Roach 2:33
• A3. Dance Of The Rock & Roll Interviewers 0:48
• A4. This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue) 0:56
• A5. Tuna Fish Promenade 2:30
• A6. Dance Of The Just Plain Folks 4:39
• A7. This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise) 0:59
• A8. The Sealed Tuna Bolero 1:40
• A9. Lonesome Cowboy Burt 3:51
• B1. Touring Can Make You Crazy 2:53
• B2. Would You Like A Snack? 1:23
• B3. Redneck Eats 3:03
• B4. Centerville 2:31
• B5. She Painted Up Her Face 1:42
• B6. Janet's Big Dance Number 1:18
• B7. Half A Dozen Provocative Squats 1:57
• B8. Mysterioso 0:48
• B9. Shove It Right In 2:32
• B10. Lucy's Seduction Of A Bored Violinist & Postlude 4:00
• C1. I'm Stealing The Towels 2:14
• C2. Dental Hygeine Dilemma 5:12
• C3. Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You? 3:00
• C4. Daddy, Daddy, Daddy 3:11
• C5. Penis Dimension 4:35
• C6. What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning 3:27
• D1. A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes 1:09
• D2. Magic Fingers 3:55
• D3. Motorhead's Midnight Ranch 1:30
• D4. Dew On The Newts We Got 1:10
• D5. The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts 0:41
• D6. The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth 1:10
• D7. The Girl's Dream 0:55
• D8. Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce 1:01
• D9. Strictly Genteel (The Finale) 11:09

Tracklisting from Discogs