• 1. The Age Old Dilemma of Romance vs. Retribution 3:35
• 2. Save Your Sermons For Sunday So I Can Sleep This Night Off 2:06
• 3. If I Told You I Loved You Would I Get It Any Faster? 3:14
• 4. Murder Nouveau (It's All the Rage) 2:37
• 5. I'm Heavy Metal, but I Get the Blues Just Like Everyone Else 3:46
• 6. You Smell Excited 1:41
• 7. Pretty with the Lights Off 1:43
• 8. One Match & a Gallon of Gasoline 3:26
• 9. I Wouldn't Kick Her Out of Bed for Eating Crackers 2:10
• 10. Liars Like You Live the Shortest Lives (An Open Letter to Imposters) 2:29
• 11. Put Your Mouth Where the Money Is 3:01
• 12. 33 Seconds of Sanity 0:33

Tracklisting from Last.fm