• 1. Hey Kid. I'm A Computer. Stop All The Downloading 3:08
• 2. Should Have Stayed in the Shallows 3:11
• 3. Consequences David, You'll Meet Your Fate in the Styx 3:00
• 4. Whiskey Is Alright in Its Place, but Its Place Is in Hell 2:20
• 5. The Story of the Curious Oysters 3:19
• 6. Absolutely Fabulous and Me 2:47
• 7. The Long Road to the Middle 2:41
• 8. The State of Texas vs. Fear Before 2:22
• 9. Law of Averages 2:09
• 10. A Tyrant Meets His Maker 0:57
• 11. The God Awful Truth 3:46

Tracklisting from Last.fm