• 1. Joe The Actor 3:40
• 2. One Malt, Two Straws 3:39
• 3. Robert Palmer is Due for a Critical Re-Evaluation 3:45
• 4. Theme From Magnum P.I. 4:14
• 5. Lana Turner Blues 4:44
• 6. I'm Queer For James Iha 5:16
• 7. Dr. Patch Adams, You Saved My Life! 3:13
• 8. Jock Jams Vol. 4 2:52
• 9. The McRib Is Back?! 1:30
• 10. Bob Golic '79 4:53

Tracklisting from Last.fm