• 1. Amish Paradise (Parody of "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio) 3:19
• 2. Everything You Know Is Wrong 3:47
• 3. Cavity Search (Paody of "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me" by U2) 4:19
• 4. Callin' In Sick 3:39
• 5. The Alternative Polka 4:49
• 6. Since You've Been Gone 1:23
• 7. Gump 0:00
• 8. I'm So Sick Of You 3:25
• 9. Syndicated Inc. (Parody of "Misery" by Soul Asylum) 3:57
• 10. I Remember Larry 3:55
• 11. Phony Calls (Parody of "Waterfalls" by TLC) 3:22
• 12. The Night Santa Went Crazy 4:01

Tracklisting from Last.fm

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