• 1. Perform This Way (Parody of "Born This Way" by Lady Gaga) 2:55
• 2. CNR 3:22
• 3. TMZ (Parody of "You Belong With Me" by Taylor Swift) 3:40
• 4. Skipper Dan 4:03
• 5. Polka Face 4:47
• 6. Craigslist 4:54
• 7. Party In The CIA (Parody of "Party In The U.S.A." by Miley Cyrus) 2:56
• 8. Ringtone 3:25
• 9. Another Tattoo (Parody Of ''Nothin' On You'' By B.o.B. Featuring Bruno Mars) 0:00
• 10. If That Isn't Love 3:48
• 11. Whatever You Like (Parody of "Whatever You Like" by T.I.) 3:41
• 12. Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me 5:42
• 13. Digital Booklet: Alpocalypse 0:00

Tracklisting from Last.fm